A Fart Can Save Lives

Let me tell you a story! It's a story of how a fart saved a young man's life! Let's call him Bobby. Bobby was probably a junior in high school and he and his friends had just made friends with this girl who lived in the neighbor hood. Let's call her Tara. Tara was so cool. She was like one of the guys.

During the time that they all hung out, the boys in the group began to like Tara as more than just friends. Even Bobby had grown to fancy her. She wasn't the prettiest girl but she wasn't the ugliest girl either. She was smart and funny and again she could hang with the best of em. The best thing about this girl was that she liked to hang out with all of the guys.

Well one day all of the friends were over Bobby's house and watching TV. Bobby's dad was also there. On this day how ever Tara was sitting very close to Bobby and on the other side of Bobby was his dad. The problem was that Bobby was getting a bit to comfortable around Tara. Bobby was almost getting up enough nerve to ask Tara out. But something happened where Tara's mind was totally turned off to the thought of dating Bobby. And it happened on this same day while the friends and Bobby's dad was watching TV.

Bobby not only got comfortable around Tara he was getting comfy a little too comfy sitting next to Tara. He was in his house and he was watching his TV, around his friends. Remember, Tara was like one of the guys.

Well, Bobby lifted his leg, the one closest to Tara, and let out a huge, loud smelly fart. Once it had escaped Bobby was mortified and had lost all hope of ever getting chance to be Tara's boyfriend. Tara was grossed out and moved her seat. Bobby was trying to apologize but his father was saying, "Oh real nice Bobby, real classy, your a pig!" Bobby was so embarrassed all he could say was sorry and left it at that. All his chances with Tara were gone.

A few weeks later Tara ended up becoming one of Bobby's friend Jason's, girlfriend. But, Tara began to change once she was Jason's girlfriend. Jason couldn't hang out with his friends anymore and Tara wanted nothing to do with the group anymore. Tara began getting uglier. Just because she was such a nag to Jason. Jason's life became shittier and shittier. He was losing his friends and was miserable in his relationship. It was like he was dieing.

So the embarrassing moment when Bobby Farted and totally turned off Tara to Bobby actually saved his life. After a while, Bobby took that Fart as an omen of what would have been it was a sign and all of his friends should have seen it when it happened unfortunately for Jason he missed the sign.

This is based on a true story. Names have been changed to protect the innocent. Some parts of the story have been exaggerated to make it a better story. Just remember sometimes a fart can save your life.