Funny funny shit happened tonight. I had to come home and write about it as soon as I could. Where I work, which is probably like most peoples work, people tend to go out for drinks after their shift. Well, a few people that I work with went out a while back and a guy that was just doing overtime on our floor went out with some people he happened to be working with that night. The guy, felt really good about himself that night because while he was out he had been hitting on a girl at the bar and he did it in front of a few of the guys that I work with and that he was working with that night.
The next day he was doing some more over time on my shift and was talking about it. I really didn't happen to hear exactly what was being said but I think he was kind of congratulating himself about the whole thing. Now the bar that they had gone to is a small bar/restaurant in Easton. No shameless plugs tonight. One of the guys who works on first shift where I work and happened to be at the bar with the guy in question, stated that he sees that girl that the other guy was hitting on and he thought that she was a he. This first shift guy went so far as to take a picture of said he/she with his cell phone and stated when he showed it off that the bartender confirmed that it was a guy and that he is always in there trying to pick up guys. Needless to say this crushed the guy who was hitting on her and he hasn't really been seen on the unit for overtime since.
I have seen the picture and the picture definitely looks like a man trying to be a woman. Tonight, I went out to the same bar with two other guys from work. This bar has the greatest special they have .99 cent 10' pizzas and $2.oo Coors light drafts. Pizza, Beer, and Tip $5.00. But anyways this said he/she was in the bar tonight or I should say last night due to the fact that it is now tomorrow. He/she was pointed out to me buy one of the guys who saw her/him the very first incident I told you about. I know it is all confused. But, please stay with me.
Now, in person, myself and the other guy with me who had never seen this person before, couldn't tell whether it was a guy or a girl. It definitely seemed to be more on the female side of things. We discussed this at great length. The guy who had seen her/him before was definitely stating that the phone pic of said person was definitely condemning and that he was leaning on the side of the fence saying that it definitely was a dude. We stated that we were not sure it was a man but a very manish looking woman. But as we watched from a far we saw this person go from one guy to another trying to work some magic. When she/he made her/his way over to our side of the bar she/he sat next to a guy who must have been eyeing her from across the bar.
This started our conversation down a path that had me in stitches the whole ride home. I had asked the question if there was a guy code, a man law if you may, that states that a man should tell his fellow man if the woman he is talking to is a man or not. One buddy of mine stated yeah but what about the Cock Blocking man law. Thou shalt not Cock Block your buddy. We decided that it was a sticky situation. No pun intended, I hope none were taken. But it was finally decided that if it is your buddy you let it go until the point where either your buddy is about to kiss the he/she or leave with him/her and then you tell him your suspicions so that there can be plenty of making fun of said buddy. But take this guy that might be unsuspecting that we had no emotional ties to at all we decided that it would be best to let him hang himself with this one. the laughter ensued.
Plus this guy that was flirting and as time went on gave he/she(suspected) his number and then had his arm around him/her, had a buddy with him. We left before we could see the outcome, I definitely didn't want to see anything coming out, but we are hoping that the buddy wasn't bamboozled or that we are totally wrong about our suspicions. At least I did anyways.
Well, that's the funny shit that happened. Maybe not funny to you but I had a chuckle and it got me to write on here again so that is a good thing.
Ben
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