Summer Camp Story part 1

A phone is ringing. The room housing the phone is pitch black except for the red blinking light of the answering machine, which is attached to the phone. The answering machine picks up and states to the pitch black room and the person who is calling, "You've reached Sean, I can't come to the phone right now cause I'm taking a shit!" Then the voice on the answering machine belches and then a series of annoying beeps blair out into the dark room. The caller states, "Nice Sean, real nice, It's Dad calling to remind you that you and Mike are supposed to help me out at the camp today...see you when you get here." A click. The room is once again quiet. Suddenly a chrunching noise begins ever so softly. A female voice asks, "what the fuck is that noise," The light comes on in the room. A man is standing beside a bed eating a bowl of cereal. There are 3 people in the bed two females and one man. As soon as the light comes on the man eating the cereal states, "It's my captain crunch!" the Two women sit up in the bed and scream. They are topless. the man in the middle has a hand over his eyes, the two women bolt from the room and scream obscenities as they leave. The man left in bed states, " nice mike, nice did you have to do that again?" the two men end up laughing at the situation.